The Republic of LLL 03 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.517 billion LLL 03ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong LLL 03ian economy, worth 573 trillion lls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,315 lls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LLL 03's national animal is the ll, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

LLL 03 is ranked 97,018^th in the world and 18^th in Libertium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,649.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.